Lots of Reports in One again!
Again the 2s have kept up their form in the league, with 1 loss, 1 draw and 3 wins in March. Here is a quick run down of the games:
March 6th vs Leyton County
This was a disappointing week, playing a side sitting comfortably in second in the league, with little to discuss except for absences and a shortage of players. Good performances from Dempsey and Barrett were the only highlights in a week were injury took its toll. With only 10 men available, the injured player manager Goldring was forced to play. However, the lack of subs played a major part in the only loss of 2010 for the 2nd XI.
A silly mistake in defence allowed the Leyton striker to put the ball in an open net, but some excellent individual skill by Dempsey got the equaliser. A deft flick around the first defender and then a wonderful cut back allowed another Henry-like curling effort into the far corner.
However, some slack defending, combined with tired legs and Goldring having to stand up front as his injury had resurfaced allowed Leyton to take control of the game racing into a 3-1 lead in the second half. A missed penalty from Dolou was followed in by Dempsey and at 3-2 it was game on.
Had the game have lasted another 5 minutes the Woods felt they could have got back into it. The sheer discontent from the 2XI showed how used to winning they had become and everyone vowed that next week against top in league we would make amends.
March 13th vs Minchendenians (Double Header)
One of the anomalies of amateur football is the double header – sounds like a dirty porn film, but is in fact two games back to back, both 60 minutes long. It appeared the football gods above had decided to frown upon us with the fixtures list by giving us a double header against top in the league, who were undefeated all season. Little did we know this was in fact a moment of divine intervention!
The sun shone brightly in the blue sky and it was peaceful as Simon Goldring lay on the beach in Lanzarote. So Vice-Captain (and future 2nd XI Captain) Andy Christadolou took charge for the mammoth fixture and he definitely proved his credentials – maybe Dolou is the new Special One?!
The first game petered out to a 0-0 draw, with Minch providing little attacking threat and the Woods feeling they deserved 3 points. With little to report otherwise, the second game was where the miracle occurred.
Minch, sitting pretty at the top of the table, started at a slow pace, and the Woods took great advantage of that. With goals from Dempsey, Vanderpuye, Dolou (Penalty) and 2 from Reed the Woods rode out 5-0 victors. A comfortable result, with the pundits giving the man of the match to the Woods Polish import upfront, who some have coined as a more rotund, white Emile Heskey!
A double clean sheet for Baz in goal has put him right in the mix for Goalkeeper of the year and the results have put the 2XIs charge for 3rd place right back on track!
March 20th vs Goffs Old Boys
A bad performance on a terrible pitch still resulted in a win, but in the words of Mourinho “we all want to play great music all the time, but if that is not possible, you have to hit as many right notes as you can." And the right notes we hit came from James Barker in central midfield and Michal Wloch upfront.
The Woods started as easy favourites and raced into a 2-0 lead with a goal from Wloch, which was well crafted by Vanderpuye and an own goal. The scoreline should have been far more comfortable, with Vanderpuye creating and subsequently missing 2 one on ones and Georgiou failing to take advantage of an excellent ball by Barker finding him in the box.
However, the boggy pitch, combined with the physical nature of the game got the 2XI stuck and allowed Goffs back into the game. A mistake by the defence and Barrett in goal allowed a soft goal and put the score at 2-1 at half time.
If anyone had ears left after the rant by Goldring and Rylance at half time then they were lucky, but it appeared to do little good. The Woods were stuck in limbo, creating the odd chance, but without ever achieving the level they knew they were capable of.
What appeared to be a killer blow came halfway through the second half, when Goffs scored an equaliser. However, some individual brilliance by Wloch saved the Woods blushes at the death, as he hammered a goal into the back of the net.
A 3-2 victory, in a game where it should have been far more comfortable, but 3 points nonetheless and bottom of the league the next week.
March 27th vs Aloysians
A week of unavailability’s, injuries and non-responses, was followed by a day of delay, over abundance and Chlamydia testing.
The 2nd XI had more unavailable players than John Terry has numbers in his little black book and the side has almost as many injuries as Ledley King has in one season. However, the side managed to put together an 11 plus Goldring (still injured) on the bench.
The pitch was set up and the ref and the 2s were ready to start, but there was no sign of the Aloysians side. At 2.30pm the Aloysians side turned up, half an hour after kick off, and we finally kicked off at 2.40pm. However, in the time the Woods were waiting around they were greeted by a group of NHS workers offering Chlamydia testing – some interesting stories, not appropriate for this medium, definitely came out in those discussions!
So unavailability, injuries, non-responses, delay and Chlamydia testing had been covered before kick-off. Now it was the turn for over-abundance!
The Aloysians side turned up with 9 men and after attempts to recruit some kids from the side of the pitch (who had been there for an hour kicking about) were rejected by the referee the game kicked off.
The Woods side were missing 3 defenders of the normal 5 in the side, with Obradovic and Rylance away and Goldring injured. So Paul Dawson stepped into the breach at centre back and Jason Whitelock, fresh from playing as 1st XI goalkeeper the week earlier, at right back.
The new defence appeared strong in the opening exchanges and the Woods took an early lead through Reed. With little to do in defence, the question even at 1-0 was how many will we score. And Wloch, with a wonderful strike from wide of the right hand side of the box, made it 2-0.
Constant barraging from the sidelines from Goldring that goal difference mattered and that this game could decide who top scorer in the side was, saw the players push full throttle for the first half. At half time the score was 6-0, with two goals from Wloch, two goals from Reed, one from Dolou and one from Vanderpuye.
Although at 6-0 the halftime talk was calmer than usual, it was emphasised that we shouldn’t let up for 3 reasons: (1) A clean sheet would put Allen in the driving seat for the Goalkeeper trophy (2) Goal difference mattered in our push for 3rd (3) Double figures sounded good!
The second half began at a similar pace to the 1st and the woods put a 7th goal in by LV. With Reed, Wloch and LV all on 2 goals, the race for top goalscorer and first hatrick of the season were on! With aplomb Wloch took the first honours, but then laziness and a lack of concentration hit.
The Aloysians side had been taking the game as a joke since the end of the first half and this rubbed off on the Woods side. With a lapse in concentration the Aloysians team pulled a goal back. Although it was going to have no effect on the result, it had ruined the clean sheet!
There was still time, however, for Reed (with a diving header) and Vanderpuye to complete their respective hatricks and take the tally to 10.
The result was 10-1, the game was a bit of a farce, but it had definitely helped the 2nd XIs drive for 3rd place. Simon “Mourinho” Goldring was reported to have said when discussing the injury crisis in the Woods 2nd XI this week that "It's like having a blanket that is too small for the bed. You pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But the blanket is made of cashmere!" I guess you cannot argue with that, as the player stricken side ran out 10-1 winners!
Since the current side took over the 2nd XI (on the 28th November) they have amassed 23 points in 11 games, with a goal difference of +20 in those games and pulled themselves up to 4th in the league – not bad for a side who were sitting rock bottom of the table at the start!
The Easter break is now upon us, but after Easter the 2s hope to continue for their push for 3rd!
Simon “Mourinho” Goldring
Results, Teams and Scorers:
March 6th vs Leyton County 2-3
Team: Barrett, Goldring, Dolou, Obradovic, Pither, Dempsey, Barker, Reed, Kelly D, Vanderpuye, Georgiou.
Subs:
Goals: Dempsey 2
Man of the Match: Dempsey
March 13th vs Minchendenians 0-0
Team: Barrett, Kelly D, Dolou, Obradovic, Pither, Dempsey, Reed, Wloch, Vanderpuye, Georgiou, Guildea.
Subs: Constantinou, Cutter
Goals:
Man of the Match: Pither/Reed
March 13th vs Minchendians 5-0
Team: Barrett, Constantinou, Dolou, Obradovic, Pither, Vanderpuye, Reed, Cutter, Dempsey, Wloch, Guildea.
Subs: Georgiou, Kelly D.
Goals: Reed 2, Dempsey, Dolou, Vanderpuye.
Man of the Match: Wloch
March 20th vs Goffs Old Boys 3-2
Team: Barrett, Rylance, Dolou, Obradovic, Pither, Kelly D, Reed, Barker, Georgiou, Wloch, Vanderpuye
Subs: Guildea, Achilles, Goldring
Goals: Wloch 2, OG
Man of the Match: Barker
March 27th vs Aloysians 10-1
Team: Barrett, Whitelock, Dolou, Dawson, Pither, Kelly D, Reed, Barker, Georgiou, Wloch, Vanderpuye.
Subs: Goldring
Goals: Wloch 3, Reed 3, Vanderpuye 3, Dolou.
Man of the Match: Reed/Wloch/Vanderpuye
